I was on tumblr with my phone, and I tried to turn my phone upside down to read it better, but then my phone did that “automatically turn right side up” feature thing. It was a good ten seconds, of me turning my phone different ways before I just gave up.
Alas poor Billy, Destined to walk the sepulchered streets of suburbia. A doomed husk of a child. Do not cry for him.
DO NOT CRY
omg
imagine if you were w/ your honey and they told you they were into scat and that really wasn’t your thing but you love them so you just accept it and then the next time you were in bed they just started going skeep-beep de bop-bop beep bop bo-dope skeetle-at-de-op-de-day and suddenly you realise that the situation is way worse than you initially thought
